🚨💰 *BREAKING NEWS*: Slate’s electric truck, known for being cheaper than your morning coffee, just pulled a classic *"hold my beer"* move and skyrocketed in price after Trump decided to *YEET* those EV tax credits into the void. 😱💥 That's right, folks! Your dreams of cruising in a sub-$20K electric pickup are now as dead as that one charger you lost under your couch. 💀🚗💨 Say hello to a new price that's just slightly *above* what you'd pay for a Rolex. Picture this: "Hey, hon, the truck is here!" 👀 "Cool, how much?" "Uh, it’s actually on sale for your mortgage payment now." *Cue Drake pointing meme* 💸 In a leaked convo from inside Slate HQ, one dev was overheard saying, “I guess we’ll just roll it out with a side of *COPE* and *SEETHE*." Oof, talk about a glow-up gone wrong! 🤡🔥 But hey, the market is looking at this like *stonks* are going to the moon, while we’re all just trying to catch a ride! 🚀💥 *This is fine*... said no one. Unpopular opinion: this truck's gonna be the perfect "I told you so" for TikTok influencers who recycle their content! Buckle up, we're in for a wild ride! 🚀🚗💨 *#ElectricRealityCheck*