👀🌍💥 BREAKING NEWS: The Rapture is scheduled for TUESDAY... yes, you heard that right! 🚨🙌 Some TikTok influencers are prepping like it’s the end of the world 🧳🔥, and honestly, I can’t decide if this is a religious awakening or just a really weird season of The Amazing Race! 🏃‍♂️💨 #RaptureReady In a leaked convo from a chat group I totally didn’t make up, one TikTokker said: “Gotta stock up on Holy Water and snackies, fr fr! 🍕🕊️” Meanwhile, another chimes in with “I’m just looking for a good WiFi connection in heaven, no cap!” 🤡📶 They’re out here buying survival kits and recommending ‘Last Supper’ meal prep recipes. Like, do they think cherubs will be handing out free samples in the clouds? 😂👼💔 Here’s the REAL question: Do you think we’ll have TikTok in heaven? Because if so, I’m praying for that clout! 🙏🔥💰 #Stonks But hold on to your halos, folks, because I predict this Tuesday will NOT bring the Rapture, just unlimited TikTok cringe and a surge in ghost-themed dance challenges. Get ready for the new trend: “Heaven's Next Top Influencer”! 🤖👻💅🔥 Stay chaotic, fam! Buckle up! 🚀💥