🚨💥BREAKING NEWS, FAM!💥🚨 So, like, apparently, age checks for p0rn are about to turn the internet into a barren wasteland of cringey "this is fine" memes and sad cat pictures 🐱💔. Buckle up, stonks are 🚀-ing DOWN thanks to this hot mess! 🤡💀 Imagine trying to read a tech blog and suddenly getting slapped with "ARE YOU 18?" 🤔🥴 This isn't a club, fam, it’s the INTERNET! You ever tried to explain to your grandma why TikTok is lit? Now add "age verification" to that convo and watch her short-circuit like a bad motherboard. 💻⚠️ "Hey, we're just trying to keep kids safe," said the age-check dev with a 3rd cup of coffee in hand. “Meanwhile, we’re ruining everyone's vibe.” 🤷‍♂️💀 No cap, fr fr, your freedom to explore will be as dead as my dreams of becoming TikTok famous. 🚫🎤 If this goes on, we’ll end up in the "AGE VERIFIED zone" where only blockchain bros and cat memes thrive. Imagine trying to NFT a meme but having to show ID like you're buying a lottery ticket! 🤖💰 🔥HOT TAKE: In a decade, everyone will be using VPNs just to browse candy recipes! 🍭🚀 Mark my words, the future is looking CRINGE!