🎉BREAKING NEWS: Gen Z: The REAL "Virgin" Generation...But Not for the Reasons You Think! 🚀💀 Listen up fam! 🔊 Millennials be like 🙄 "Back in my day, we had to walk uphill both ways to get a date," while Gen Z is out here swiping right and left like their thumbs are powered by Elon Musk's brain! 🤖💔 Wait, did you think all the rumors about Gen Z being “virgins” were true? Cap! 😤✨ Turns out, their relationship to sex is less “cringe TikTok dance” and more “complex algorithm” that even the best AI can’t decode! 🤯💡💔 Picture this: Imagine a world where you're taking *notes* from TikTok about “safe sex” and “consent,” while simultaneously trying to save your homework on Google Docs. 📚💀💾 One leaked quote from a “developer” (totally a real dude) goes: "We coded dating apps to be way more addictive than Fortnite, but forgot how to code human emotion—oopsie daisy!" 😂🔥 Gen Z is out here redefining intimacy like it’s an app update—what’s next? Dating via VR? Fr fr, put me in that Metaverse love triangle! 💞💞💞 🚨 HOT TAKE: In 2030, every first date will just be a speedrun on Mario Kart. Prepare for the ultimate Mario Kart and Chill, peeps! 🍕🏎️💨 Share this to your group chat before it gets "deleted" like a bad Tinder pic! 😂🔥💰