🚨BREAKING: HOLLYWOOD A-LISTERS UNITE LIKE AVENGERS 🚨 Yo, fam, get ready to mark this down in your meme-book because we’ve got Pedro Pascal, Meryl Streep, and over 400 celebs saying, “NOT TODAY, KIMMEL SUSPENSION!” 💥🥳 That’s right, the ACLU just dropped an open letter that’s juicier than a TikTok dance-off! 💃🕺 Like, fr fr, who knew Jimmy Kimmel had an entire squad of stars ready to throw shade? It’s giving me “this is fine” vibes while they sip coffee in a burning room 🔥☕. Can you imagine a group chat with Pedro sending that “Drake Butters” meme when he hears Kimmel got the boot? Like, “Nah, we’re not standing for this!” 💀 Some leaked quote from a *totally* real producer: “If Kimmel goes down, we all go down. Can’t have late-night TV without the memes, man!” 🤡💔 Honestly, this is the kind of chaos that fuels my stonks 🚀💰. Ice cream on the line? We’re GETTING Kimmel back! 🔥✨ Here’s my hot take: Next week, I predict the Kardashians will launch a “Free Kimmel” charity and we’ll see an explosion of Kimmel merch, including limited edition “I BACK KIMMEL” hoodies, fr fr! Now go meme or be memed! 😂📈