🚨📝 BREAKING NEWS: THE WHITE HOUSE IS DODGING A BULLET OVER ANTHROPIC’S AI LIMITS! 🤖💔 So let’s paint the scene: our beloved 👑 Trump administration is throwing a tantrum like a toddler denied candy because Anthropic 🧠, the geniuses behind AI models that sound like a fancy latte order, are putting their foot down on law enforcement use. 🦶💥 Apparently, they don’t want their AI becoming the next Big Brother 📸 watching us through our fridges (I see you, smart fridge). These White House peeps are out here like “This is fine” ☕🔥 while Anthropic’s like “Nah, we’re good, fam. 🛑” Word on the street (or should I say leaked dev chat 💬) is that some coder blurted, “We’re not trying to create AI that makes cops feel like they’re in a live-action ‘Watch Dogs’!” So the feds are upset, and we’re here for it. 😅 Meanwhile, the whole tech industry is over here like Drake pointing at Anthropic being based for not wanting to be a snitch machine. 💸💯 🚀💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In a few years, these same officials will have to beg a virtual pet AI for their secrets, and it’ll charge them in Bitcoin 🪙! Get ready for “Guardians of the Government Secrets: The Crypto Chronicles.”💀😂