🚨BREAKING: The White House just dropped an AI bombshell and it’s not the cool kind! 💣💀 In an epic showdown of “who can be the least woke” (spoiler: it’s still a tie between cringe and seethe), President Trump unleashed a new executive order titled “Preventing Woke AI in the Federal Government.” 🤡🔥 Folks, I’m just here sipping my tea because this clown fiesta just got real. 🥤 Imagine AI that’s more outdated than your grandma’s Facebook posts—yeah, that’s the future we’re aiming for! 🤯 “Woke AI” has got to be just a glitch in the Matrix, right? Or a prank pulled by that one kid in your IT class. Drake's face says it all: *"This is fine*." 😂👀 👨‍💻🚀 In the words of one *totally real* developer, “We should just make AI that believes the world is flat and pineapple belongs on pizza again. No cap.” And just when you thought it couldn't get weirder, brace yourself for this unhinged prediction: By 2025, we’ll have AI that not only ignores critical race theory but also starts writing cringey TikTok poems about it! Get ready for those stonks to crash harder than my hopes when I see another TikTok dance! 💸📉💅