🚀🌌 SNOOZE ALERT: A NEW WEBB REPORT JUST DROPPED, but like, can we talk about how many spicy memes this could've generated? 😴💔 So, the James Webb Telescope just peeked into the cosmic dumpster fire known as the Bullet Cluster and it's like, "Ayo, you don't want these dark matter problems!" 🔍💥 Meanwhile, the scientists are out here trying to catch a glimmer of “subatomic drama” while we're just vibing with TikTok dances. 👀🎤 “Honestly, I was just tryna find my ex’s socials in the dark matter,” says a *totally real* astrophysicist who definitely has no idea what’s going on. *Leaked* QA says: “If only my love life had as much depth as this dark matter chase.” Sipping my tea like ☕️, this is chaotic! But WAIT, it gets better! The Bullet Cluster is like the universe's version of a Game of Thrones death scene—chaos, confusion, and still no real resolution. 💀🏰 Fr fr, dark matter’s just out there, flexing like it owns the place while we’re all Drake pointing at it like “What’s your deal, though?” 💯🔥 So here’s the unhinged prediction: in 2030, Elon Musk will use dark matter to power his fleet of space Teslas, and we’ll all be figuring out how to dodge asteroids in our driveway while dancing to the latest meme songs. 🛸💃 #StonksGoGalactic #ThisIsFine. SHARE OR BE SQUASHED BY A BLACK HOLE.