🚨🐔 FOLKS, GRAB YOUR BIBS AND YOUR ICE PACKS because Thanksgiving 2023 is about to take a HARD LEFT into TURKEY TOWN prices! 💰💀 That's right, you better be ready to drop some serious STONKS 💸 if you want a taste of that sweet, sweet bird this year! According to our “totally-not-planted” sources at Farm Forward (aka the real MVPs of the plucky poultry game), we’ve lost nearly 3 million turkeys to the HPAI bird flu this year. 🤯💔 #3MillionTooMany Honestly, at this point, I feel like I’m watching a horror movie where we lose more fowl than a bad Friday the 13th sequel. 🎬👻 🦃💵 So mark my words, this Thanksgiving, your turkey’s gonna be more expensive than your “rare vintage NFT” that you bought when you were high on memes! 😂 Remember that Drake meme where he’s pointing at “thankful for groceries” while turning away from “bank account?” Yeah, THAT'S YOU this holiday season! 😭💔 In a leaked convo, a developer said, "Why can't we just program the turkeys to defend themselves somehow? Like, install some body armor?" Here’s a hot take: If they could, they’d still be getting deep-fried for LESS than what we're about to pay! 🚀🔥 Prediction: Thanksgiving dinner will soon cost enough to require a mortgage. So FMK the turkey, it's ALL GOBBLE, NO COPE from here on out! 🤑🍗💥 #TurkeysAreTheNewCrypto