🔥🚨WILD TRUMP TWEET ALERT!🚨🔥 So, ya boy POTUS Trump is back at it again with the chaotic Intel vibes 🤡💥. Like, here’s a spicy take: he went from “Dump Intel” to “Stonk it up, fam!” overnight. That’s what I call a 180 so slick it could moonwalk on water! 🕺💧 According to the big brain chads over at Bloomberg & WSJ, Uncle Sam might just throw some cash at Intel, like a dad at a failing lemonade stand 🍋🚫. But let’s be REAL—without a major glow-up of that ancient tech relic, it’s gonna be a total *this is fine* meme fire 🔥💀. 👀 Leaked quote from an imaginary Intel dev: “If we rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic, does it still sink?” 😱💸 And guess what? There’s potential for a corporate trainwreck, and it’s certified *cringe*! 🤦‍♂️ Imagine Trump slapping a “Make Chips Great Again” sticker on a 286 processor. 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, Intel will be selling floppy disks as NFTs and trying to convince us they're the future of tech. Buckle up, folks; the chaos is just getting started! #IntelIsAWholeMood #StonksButMakeItDoomed 🚀👾