🚨🍿 BREAKING: Business Battlegrounds 2023! 🍕💣 So, *buckle up* because we’re diving straight into the *drama* of the century: the Trump administration just pulled the most bizarre power move since that one dude claimed he invented water. 🌊😤💼 And guess what? Intel is trapped in a corporate game of Monopoly where someone forgot to read the fine print! 💸💀 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “We thought we were getting a *sweet deal*, but now it feels like we signed up for an escape room... without the key!” 🤡🔑 Intel can’t sell its foundry unit unless they keep 51% ownership—basically, they’re in a toxic relationship with the U.S. government that screams “if I can’t have you, no one can!” 😂💔 Drake be like: “I’m sorry, my foundry just isn’t that into you.” 🙅‍♂️💔 This is literally *the* “This is fine” dog meme right now. 🔥💩 Can’t wait to see Intel's next quarterly report: “We’re operating at 49% sanity, please send help!” 😂🤖 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: Fast forward to 2024, and Intel will release a new line of chips that run on pure meme energy—because what else can save them at this point? 🤯🚀💰 *Share this before your friends find out they’re still using an 8-year-old laptop!* 🖥️🔥