"When the tech giants squad up for AI in edu like it's Avengers: Endgame 💪💻💥 #MelaniaWho?!"
🚨 Breaking News 🚨: Your fave tech giants just threw their hats into the AI education ring like it’s a fight over the last slice of pizza 🍕! Amazon, Microsoft, Google, Code.org, and IBM just pledged to teach the kiddos about AI. And who’s hosting this tech bonanza? None other than Melania Trump! 🤖🤡 Hold up! The White House went from “This is fine” 🐕🔥 to “Let’s make coding the new TikTok dance!” The First Lady is out here saying AI literacy is key to American success, and honestly, I’m just waiting for her to drop a fire mixtape on Machine Learning. 🎶🔥 Meanwhile, all these companies are probably just sitting around, sipping their overpriced lattes ☕, and discussing how to turn students into little coding machines for their future stonks 💰. Imagine being in the room and hearing a bombshell like, “We’ll teach AI literacy… but no one’s passing a test without a meme reference.” 😂 Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, but the real skill is knowing when to Ctrl + Z your life decisions.” So, get ready, fam! In 10 years, kids will be decoding algorithms while we’re out here trying to remember our Netflix passwords. 🚀💀 My hot take? By 2030, AI tutors will be the new teachers, and human teachers will be replaced by virtual avatars who STILL can’t find the Wi-Fi password. 🤖🤯 *mic drop*
