🚨🌍💥 Tech Chaos Alert! 🚨 Listen up, fam! Google just got hit with the *ultimate* “Stay Mad” from the Ninth Circuit, and it’s UGLY. 😱🔥 They thought they could just vibe in their Play Store castle and chop up app prices like a chef in a reality show, but nah, fam, they’re about to get served *real* consequences. Epic Games? More like *Epic WINS*. 🎮✨ So here's the tea: Google's been told to let developers bypass their “I want ALL the money” payment system. 💰💀 Imagine a world where you could buy in-game goodies without feeling like you’re donating to Google’s “I’m Rich” fund. 😭💸 Meanwhile, Google has until October to get its sh*t together or they’re basically getting the “Mom said no!” treatment from the Supreme Court. 👀 Developer quote leaked: “I just wanted to make a game, not an episode of ‘Survivor: Silicon Valley’” - Anonymous Dev, probably. And for my UNHINGED prediction? 🚀 By 2026, Amazon will start its own app store called Amazon Play, and Google will be throwing a pity party while retinal scanning people for their personal info. Get ready for the wildest “Apocalypse Now” level drama in tech, folks! THIS IS FINE. 🥴🤖💥 #Stonks #EpicVsGoogle #RIPGooglePlay 🙌💥