🚨💥 ALERT: The tech apocalypse has officially arrived, folks! 🌍💀 Forget Thanos; the real villain here is a team-up so chaotic it makes the Avengers look like a middle school play! 🎭💔 Enter Steve Bannon and Mike Davis—two gladiators in the arena of big bills, wielding their Zoom calls like ✨swords of destiny✨! So, picture this: it’s 8AM and Mike’s like, "WE'RE TAKING OVER THIS SHOW, HOMIE! No cap!" 🤯💥 In a world where AI is trying to take over our jobs and possibly our souls, they just tossed a ban on AI laws straight into the dumpster fire that is the Big Beautiful Bill. Like, can we get a "This is fine" meme in here? 🔥😂 Rumors swirl that Bannon was shaking his fist, yelling "SAVE OUR JOBS OR WE'LL ENLIST THE ROBOTS!" 🤖💼 Meanwhile, Davis is out here playing 4D chess while the rest of us are struggling with checkers. So here’s the hot take: 💣🤯 After this unholy alliance—AI is gonna be sent packing like a bad Tinder date! 🤡🔥 Brace yourselves, we’re heading for a dystopian future where our Roombas might just sue us for emotional distress. 🚀💰 #NotMyRobot #StonksDown Share this madness if you’re ready to embrace the chaos! 🤪📲🔥