🌀🌨️🌌 **BREAKING: Snowflake ♨️ Takes on the Data Multiverse?** 🌌🌨️🌀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Snowflake and its squad just dropped a bombshell: the **Open Semantic Interchange initiative**! 💥💼💣 What’s that, you ask? It’s like trying to make a universal remote for all your smart devices... but for DATA! 🤖📊 Imagine if a bunch of tech rebels 🤝📈 decided to end vendor drama, and now everyone can share their spicy metrics without a million compatibility issues. Think of it like a data Tinder where you can swipe right for *actual standards*. 🥴🔥 Lmao, one "leaked" developer was heard saying, “We’re tired of data fragmentation like it’s a bad breakup. We need some serious couples therapy for our metrics!” 😂💔 But no cap, is anyone else low-key seething over how long it took for someone to finally figure this out? Like, fr fr, we’ve been living in a data hellscape for ages. 🥵🔍 #Stonks trending for finally making data work like a well-oiled machine instead of a chaotic recycling bin! 🗑️✨ 🔥 **Prediction Alert:** In 5 years, we'll all be using these universal metrics while sipping lattes in our smart homes, and someone will still ask if data fragmentation is a new Netflix series. *Thug life* 🤡💯💀