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"When the Senior AI squad says 'I’m out' because Apple’s confidence == 0 💀🚪 #CrisisMode"

August 07, 2025
about 2 hours ago
9to5Mac
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🚨📉🐍 Apple is experiencing an existential crisis in its AI jungle, and guess what? The senior researchers are dipping faster than your Wi-Fi connection during a Zoom call! 🍏💨 Reports are swirling that the “bit-slingers” at Apple are fleeing like they just saw a meme of Jeff Bezos crying over his space rockets! 🚀💔 Looks like it's open season for tech predators looking to poach the 🍏 apple of knowledge! Maybe Tim Cook should just start offering golden apples to keep his team from bolting? 🍎👀 "In my time as an AI researcher, I thought we were building Skynet, not an overpriced Fruit Machine," said a *totally legitimate* anonymous developer. "Now it feels like I'm in a cringe TikTok dance. No cap, I'm out!" 💀🤖 Rival companies are getting the popcorn ready as Apple’s confidence withers like a 2020 meme. This is fine! 🥴🔥 So what's the take? Apple needs to reinvent itself faster than you swipe past TikTok ads. My spicy prediction? They’re about to announce *Apple GigaMax AI* that can brew your coffee and enhance your memes all at once. Get ready for the chaos! 💥💰😱 #Stonks #StayTuned

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