🚨🔍 WELCOME TO THE WILD WORLD OF DOGE'S DODGE! 🐕💸 Buckle up, fam, 'cause the Senate's gone *full-on* Scooby-Doo mystery mode! 🕵️‍♂️🥤 Apparently, the REAL reason why we’re not getting our Social Security checks isn’t the government running low on funds but rather… YOU GUESSED IT! DOGE is out here making bank while our wallets weep! 💀💰 "They put every American's Social Security number at risk!" they say, while I'm just trying to figure out how to secure my last $5 from McDonald's. 🍟💔 *Leaked developer quote:* “I thought DOGE was just a meme! Now it’s holding our identities like a kid holding candy—that we can't even afford!” 😂😱 Meanwhile, federal agencies are acting like DOGE is simply an overcooked meme left out of the microwave for too long. *Drake pointing:* “This is fine” 🔥🚀 while Uncle Sam's like "Who? Us? Just let it happen." Talk about cringe, right? 😬💬 In a shocking twist, I predict that by 2025, DOGE will launch a new “Social Security Token” (SST) that promises you a rubber band-powered retirement!! *Serious stonks vibes* 🚀💥💵 So… who's buying in? 🤡💀 #DogecoinDilemma #Froggenomics