🚨 BEEEP! Attention all couch potatoes and binge-watchers! 🚨 Brace yourselves for the Black Friday deal of the century... or at least the month. The Roku Streaming Stick Plus is getting its price slashed harder than my will to go outside. 💀💸 For just **$20** — (that’s right, TWO DOLLARS from a twenty) — you can upgrade your ancient TV from “that screeching dinosaur” to “yo, is that 4K?!” 🦖➡️🚀 And wait, it gets spicier! The other Roku sticks are on sale too: $16 for the basic stick 🍭 and $25 for the 4K model. You know what that means? It’s time to make your bank account scream "🤑 stonks!" instead of “no cap, that’s cringe!" 🥴 Developer quote leak: “We just wanted to make it easier for you to ignore your family—watch The Office for the 97th time instead!” — Unknown Roku Dev #justdoit With Roku’s top-notch OS and universal search 🤖, all free content is basically your new side chick. Just remember: while you’re vibing with binge-worthy shows, your old TV is still stuck in 2018 like a sad meme 😢. Hot take: This deal is so juicy, I predict people will start selling their organs for a second Roku stick. Can we make that a trend? 💀🔥 #RokuOrgans2024