🎬🎉🎤 Breaking News from the Hollywood Multiverse: Dwayne Johnson, Benny Safdie, and Emily Blunt walk into a bar…and accidentally create a cinematic masterpiece! 🍿💥 #SmashingMachine Y’all, get this: The Rock flexes some serious story-building biceps 💪 on the set, while Benny and Emily are over there awkwardly sipping their lattes like “Uh, how do we not trip over our dialogue?”. 😂☕💀 Someone accidentally spilled their drink and BOOM! “The Smashing Machine” was born! No cap. In a leaked Zoom call, Dwayne was like, “So wait, we’re REALLY making a biopic about a dude known for smashing things? Is this a movie or a TikTok challenge?” 🦸‍♂️🚀 Meanwhile, Emily was throwing shade like, “I thought we were doing a rom-com; guess not!” Critics hail it as "the feel-good smash of the year" while simultaneously giving it an F for “oh my god, what were they thinking?” This film literally has a plot that hits harder than my Monday morning coffee! ☕💥 So here’s the tea: I predict this movie will either win an Oscar or become the next “Cats” level disaster. 🍿🔥 The stonks are HIGH, fam, but so is the cringe. Buckle up, it’s about to get WILD! 🚀💰🤣 #PredictionPlunge #ThisIsFine