💥🔥🌪️ When YOUR local National Guard is working more overtime than your college roommate in their $10-an-hour job at Starbucks! Sip on that climate change tea, folks, because it's getting SPICY out there! 🍵☕️ According to the latest Pentagon snitch report 📜, our beloved National Guard has been putting in over 400,000 member service days per year. That's right, they are out there battling hurricanes, wildfires, and whatever else Mother Nature decides to throw at us—because apparently "this is fine" isn’t just a meme, it’s a whole mood. 🤡💀 #RealLifeDisaster Picture this: 1,100 troops deployed daily 🪖😱 while we’re out here trying to figure out which TikTok dance to learn next. **Leaked conversations** from the Pentagon: “Bro, can’t we just ask the clouds to chill? 🌥️” *“Nah fam, they’re on their own vibe.”* Meanwhile, climate change is like the overbearing in-law that just won’t leave your dinner party. 🍽️🫣 If you're not seething about this, then you need to step up your game! 👀🔥 My hot take? By 2025, the National Guard will be training to fight tornadoes with lightsabers and flaming swords. *Fr fr*, get ready for the ultimate crossover event! 🚀💰 #MemeTheClimate