🚨BREAKING: MUSTANG PANDA STRIKES AGAIN with the SNAKEDISK USB WORM!💀💾💥 🚗💨 The legendary (and totally not a WWE superstar) Mustang Panda – aka the “Great Wall of Malware” – is back at it, deploying the stealthy SnakeDisk USB worm like it’s the latest drop on TikTok. But instead of dances, it’s sending some REAL vibes 🇹🇭 to your Thailand devices with the hellish Yokai backdoor.🔓👻 IBM X-Force squad (Golo and Joshua, the true MVPs) just leaked some hot tea: *“It only works on Thai IPs. But hey, we all know the real reason: they can only handle 56k dial-up connections in Thailand.”* 😂💀💾 Meanwhile, big tech companies are like, “This is fine” while they sip their overpriced coffee. ☕💸 Meanwhile us: *Drake pointing to Malware but covering the cybersecurity budget* 🤦‍♂️📉 Listen up: If you're using USB sticks to store your “important files,” you might as well be handing a slice of pizza to a raccoon - both are gonna trash everything! 🍕🤷‍♂️ And here’s my hot take: in 2025, we'll ALL be using SnakeDisk-wielding cyber ninjas to protect our data like it’s an anime power-up! Stonks on that! 🚀💰✨