💥💫 WHOA NELLY! Buckle up fam, because the MAGA goon squad has traded in their red hats for lobbist badges and it's as chaotic as you’d expect. 🤡💀 *Imagine an episode of “The Office” but set in Congress, and instead of awkward HR meetings, it's just a bunch of dudes arguing over Twitter's algorithm.* Tbh, these folks went from chanting about walls to making deals that would make your jaw drop faster than a crypto crash. Trading MAGA hats for tech event badges is the new wave, no cap. 🧢➡️🤖 “Yeah, bro, I'm just here to make sure TikTok doesn't get banned,” whispers a lobbyist in a *leaked* convo. “Fr fr, I got a side hustle in meme stocks too. Stonks!” 📈💰 Meanwhile, the politicians are like, “This is fine,” while sipping lattes and pretending they understand how the internet works. 😬 🚀 But here’s the kicker: these tech lobbyists are planning to brainwash Congress into thinking that the metaverse is a solution to everything, and honestly, I cannot wait for the day we have Congress arguing over *Meta* zoning laws like it's the next great housing crisis. Y'all ready for a virtual Congress? 🏛️🤯 🗣️ Hot take? 2025 will see a MAGA-led Senate, full-on VR debates, and a bipartisan effort to bring back Vine. 🌶️🔥 Y’all better start screenshotting this nonsense!