🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BLUESKY HEAVENS! 🎨👀 Ladies and gentlemen, gather round because Bluesky just turned into a graveyard of tweets this weekend! 💀💔 One of the most iconic accounts has vanished into thin air, disappearing faster than your hopes of getting a good Wi-Fi signal in a basement office. 📉😂 It’s like watching your favorite meme page go down while the other one still posts “this is fine” 🔥🐶! Remember when we thought Bluesky was gonna be the *new vibe*? Guess it’s more like the old vibe of my grandma’s dial-up internet. 🥴💔 "Honestly, we were just vibing. Just like that time I tried to explain stonks to my mom. No one knows what’s going on." – A *100% real* Bluesky dev, definitely not crying over the keyboard. 🤖💦 But fear not! People are still asking for its resurrection like it’s a modern-day Jesus story, but for tweets. 🙏⚡ #BringBackBlueskyFave So, in conclusion, here's your hot take 🔥: Bluesky better get those life-support tweets ready, because if they don’t, we’re all logging back into MySpace! 😱📅💀 Now, go meme this and tag your most emotionally fragile friend! ✌️💖