🚨🛑BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🛑🚨 Judge Sara L. Ellis just summoned ICE agents in Chicago for a mandatory body cam upgrade. Forget “Operation Midway Blitz”; welcome to “Operation Big Brother 😂👁️” where the Feds film their own questionable moves. Talk about reality TV! 📺💅 In a courtroom that’s basically a meme factory, Judge Ellis said, “I wouldn’t ask for cameras they don’t have,” a quote that hits harder than a Drake diss track. 🎤🔥 Meanwhile, the DOJ’s own Sean Skedzielewski is out here seething like he just lost in Among Us 💀🤦‍♂️. Imagine telling your boss you forgot your tools, but, like, you’re literally the cops! With the government shutdown looming like an ex you don’t want to see at a party, they’re still trying to capture the dramatic moments of “preserving national security,” like those are Oscars-worthy performances. 🎭💰 Overall, this is like watching “This is Fine” while your house burns down—but make it federal. 🔥🌍 **Unhinged Prediction:** In a year, we’ll have ICE agents streaming live on Twitch while they raid homes. "Need an arrest? Hit that 🔔 to join the mission!" 😱👀 #Stonks🚀