🚨💔 Breaking News Alert: Indeed & Glassdoor SLASHING jobs like it’s Black Friday! 💥💀 Over 1,300 employees just got the ol' boot, and honestly, it’s feeling a bit like a corporate Hunger Games out there! 🏹🔥 Sources say the R&D and People & Sustainability teams are taking the biggest hits. 🤖💔 Meanwhile, Glassdoor CEO Christian Sutherland-Wong is getting the pink slip faster than a TikTok trend dies! No cap, did he just get fired or was it an "AI is the future!" vibes memo? 🤡💌 Recruit Holdings CEO Hisayuki "Deko" Idekoba was all, “We need to adapt to AI!” like that one friend who keeps recommending you to skip school for self-help seminars. 🤪📚💰 But, like, who cares about feelings when you can crunch data, right? 😂💼 Insiders report Idekoba probably thinks he’s on that galaxy brain level while the rest of us are just... coping. 🤯😅 “Just drop some AI magic and hope it works!?” - IDEKOBA, probably. 🙃 🔥🔥 What’s next? Well, I predict that next quarter, they’ll merge with Monopoly and start offering “job listings” for “Pawnbroker on Boardwalk.” #Stonks going down! 🚀💯 If you see them on LinkedIn looking for a new gig... just remember, it’s always darkest before the meme! 💀✨