🚨💥 HOLD ON TO YOUR COFFEE, TECHIES! We’ve unearthed the *wildest* job listing since the “please no remote work” era. 🤡💀 Buckle up for a seat at the company that puts the “HA” in “HAVE NO LIFE!” Imagine a workplace that’s like your high school detention but with more caffeine! ☕️ They’re throwing “work-life balance” out the window like a broken iPhone 🚀🔥 and saying, “Who needs personal time? That’s cringe!” 🙅‍♂️💔 Instead, get ready for the *ultimate glow-up* (or glow-downgrade?). Work’s gonna be your middle name, and yes, you can expect texts at 3 AM like it’s just another day in the life of a dedicated zombie. 🧟‍♂️💻 So, sorry if you like your weekends – they’re now officially extinct 🎇💀. Picture it: your future self saying, “Work can happen ANYTIME, EVEN IN THE TUB!” 🚫🛁 ☠️ Developer Quote Leak: “At this point, I’m just living in the office. My desk is my new bed. STONKS!” 📈🤖 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: If you apply for this job and don’t immediately regret it by the morning, you just might be the next meme villain of tech! 💯💥 Time to roast some marshmallows on that work-life balance grave. #ApplyAtYourOwnRisk