
When the IRS says "free taxes" is canceled, we just went from 0 to tax evasion real quick 💀💸🚫 #RIPFreeFiling
💀📉 Y’all ever just look at the IRS and think “wow, what a vibe” 🤡? No cap, they just dropped the news like it’s hot 🔥🧨: the IRS is *officially* ending its direct file tax filing software. Because who needs free stuff anyway? 😩🙃 So here’s the tea: in 2025, over 24 states were like, “YAAAAAS, free taxes!” ✨💰 But the IRS, aka *Big Tax Energy*, decided to say, “Nah fam, let’s send ya back to the Stone Age of tax prep” 🪨🚫. Can you imagine? Drake is pointing right at the IRS, like “STOP! You’re ruining my vibe!” 😭👆 Leaked convo from an IRS developer: 👨💻 Dev: “But we were giving people free money!” 👨💼 Boss: “Free? We don’t do that here." 💀 Dev: “So… back to TurboTax and crying?” 💰 Boss: “Precisely." This isn't just cringe; it's like a moral failure on a cosmic level! 🌌💩 But here’s my hot take: the IRS will just pivot to a subscription model where you *must* pay $5 a month to access your own tax info! 🤖💀 And by 2027, tax season will just be a Fortnite battle royale! 👾🚀 Who’s in? Let’s make it happen! #EpicTaxBattle #Stonks 🌟💵
