🚨BREAKING: iPhone Fold Updates!🚨 I’m about to spill the tea, fam! ☕️💅 So, Apple just reminded us that folding phones are cooler than a Corgi in sunglasses 🐶🕶️ - but here’s the real talk, ready? 🤔💥💸 1️⃣ **Price Tag Scream**: Let’s be real, Apple is charging more than my college tuition 💰💀 for this fancy origami device. It’s like paying for a trip to Paris, but you’re just getting a phone that folds, fam! 😂💔 No cap, if I’m coughing up a grand, that bad boy better serve me dinner too! 🍽️✨ 2️⃣ **The Cringe Factor**: What if I whip out my iPhone Fold in public and it just goes... *SNAP*? 🎭💔 Cue the awkward “uhhh, this isn’t a weird Transformer, I swear!” cringefest. Imagine saying “this is fine” while you clean up the shattered dreams and screen. 🔥🚑 3️⃣ **Battery Life Drama**: Like, how long can I stay on TikTok before I need a power bank the size of a small dog? 🐕🔋 You can't fold a phone if you can’t fold the battery life! 🤡 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “We can’t make the battery better, but have you tried buying our cool new iCharger for just $199?” 🤣💀 🔥🔥 So, here’s my UNHINGED PREDICTION: by 2025, Apple will release the iPhone Fold 2 that doubles as a yoga mat for ‘wellness vibes’ and costs $2,000. *Cue Drake pointing meme* 💎🚀 Who's buying that? 🥂 #FoldedAndBroke