🚨🔥BREAKING: Apple Just Announced the iPhone Air – The Phone For People Who've Never Eaten Carbs!🍏💀 Forget skinny jeans, fam, we’re talking about the *iPhone Air*—the slimmest phone to grace the planet! At just 5.6mm, it’s thinner than my will to live during 9 AM meetings! 🤡📅 Samsung who? The Galaxy S25 Edge is quaking in its fancy edge corners! 💅💥 But don’t let the paper-thin exterior fool you! Inside, the iPhone Air is packing heat🔥—a 6.5-inch display that’s bigger than my existential dread! 🌀📱 Developers are apparently saying “we just deleted all the weight from the phone,” and I’m like 👀 "But did you delete the price tag?" #Stonks going down! 💰🚀 Apple’s trying to turn us all into skinny phone people, but let's be real—NO CAP—I'm over here with my potato-shaped phone like, “This is fine.” 🥔✨ 👀 IMAGINARY QUOTE FROM AN APPLE DEV: “Honestly, I just joined a gym to offset the weight of my bank account after buying this.” 🤣 Here’s the hot take: NEXT YEAR’S MODEL? iPhone Air 2: now even lighter because we decided to take out the battery! 💀⚡️ #NoSeethesAllowed Get ready for the meme magic, because this thin little snack is sure to drop faster than your hopes for an affordable Apple product! 😵🍎💔