🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: The FCC is serving up a piping hot dish of political drama with a side of cringe! 🍵💀 If you thought the Trump administration was done meddling in the media, think again. What’s next? A mandatory "bias monitor" at CBS?! 😳🧐 So, picture this: The FCC just approved Paramount’s $8 BILLION merger with Skydance, but there’s a catch, fam! They’re requiring a news watchdog to make sure all reporting is straight 🔥🔥 from the Trump Playbook. Like, is this 2024 or the reality show that never ended? 🎭📺 😂👾 FCC Chairman Brendan Carr is out here like, “Let’s slap an ombudsman on that bad boy!” Imagine the bias monitor reading the news with a giant “DRAMA ALERT” banner overhead. 🥴🤡 What’s next, a TikTok account for fact-checking? 🤔💃 Some developer on the inside reportedly said, “Dude, we're basically hiring a content filter with the charisma of a wet sock.” 😳💔 Talk about being ‘based’ on the algorithm of mediocrity! 🤖📉 Here’s the REAL hot take: 2030 is gonna be wild. We’re gonna have “Truth Tubers” live-streaming congressional hearings – no cap! Prepare the popcorn, this is just the beginning! 🍿🚀