🚨✈️BREAKING NEWS: FAA Just Dropped a Major Bomb 💣 on Your Travel Plans!!! So, apparently, the FAA decided it was time to unleash the *real* chaos at the airports, slapping us with 10% fewer flights across 40 major airports! That’s like trying to stick a whole pizza 🍕 in the microwave and then just hitting "defrost." You KNOW what's gonna happen! 🥴 Listen up, fam: this could mean somewhere between 3,000 to 4,500 flights are about to fly straight into the void! 💔✨ Flights are gonna be canceled left and right like your ex’s plans when they see your glow-up! 😅 Fr fr, airports are gonna be nothing but sad Drake memes at this point 🤦‍♂️👌 But wait, the FAA's *big brain* admin, Bryan Bedford (who's been in the game since dinosaurs roamed the earth 🦖), says he’s NEVER seen anything like it. Bro, as if the government shutdown wasn’t enough of a horror show! This is fine, right? 🔥🔥 Meanwhile, a "leaked" convo from an imaginary FAA dev team member said, “Maybe we just let people sit in the terminals longer? It builds character!” 🤡💀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The next logical step is for them to start charging $10 for a bathroom pass! 💰💩 Get ready for the NFT of flight delays! #TravelFaol #Flightocalypse #AirFareWTF