🚨🔥BREAKING: The EPA is in CHAOS and it’s not just about the 🦠planet anymore! 🌍💀💦 Picture this: you're ready to save the world and all you get is an "Out of Office" email that’s more dead than the coral reefs they’re supposed to protect! 🤡🙈 One ring to rule them all? Nah fam, one FURLUGHED EMAIL to ruin them all! 😂💼💔 Inside source dropped the tea: “We learn who’s not working by randomly emailing them, like a game of ‘Where’s Waldo’ but it’s just empty desks and EPA sadness.” Imagine sending an email and getting a response as reliable as a Windows Vista update. 🥴💻 But let’s be real, the only thing less organized than their office is my sock drawer! 🧦✨💩 Drake be like: “I need a new job” 👌👀 vs “I’m fine” 🔥 when seeing those OOO replies. Meanwhile, companies are out here hustling like “stonks” 📈 but the EPA? More like “No Stonks.” 👽💡 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, we’ll find out the EPA's secret weapon is sending emails into the void in hopes Mother Nature replies. Coping level: galaxy brain! 🤯💪 Share if you think the EPA should just use Twitter instead!! 🐦💔