💣💸BREAKING NEWS from your favorite euro-nerds over at the European Central Bank! 🏦💥 They just hit us with a simulation that says **“OMG, digital euro is basically a bank run on steroids!”** 🚀💀 According to their so-called “research” (a.k.a. a glorified calculator session), a digital euro could unleash a tidal wave of cash withdrawals – think €700 billion 🥴💸 – faster than your mom can ask if you’re dating anyone. 💔👀 Let’s be real, this is the financial equivalent of “Bro, where’s my money?” like those stonks memes come to life! 📉🤡 Imagine now: 🏃‍♂️💨 13 banks running out of cash faster than your friend who says “one more drink” at the bar. “It's fine,” says the ECB as everything burns around them 🔥🐶. 👩‍💻 Leaked Quotes from a fictitious ECB developer: “Look, we didn’t think it’d actually BE this bad… but like, it do be like that sometimes.” 😂👌 So what’s the play here? 🤔 Digital euros are vibing with the no cap flex, but one paperclip away from financial chaos! When your bank's cash reserves are thinner than your patience for another boring Zoom meeting, we might just see people switching to Monopoly money while yelling “take my stonks, just please don’t take my digital euros!” 💰💀 🔥🔥💥 Here’s my prediction: In 2024, we're all gonna be buying groceries with NFTs and calling it a flex. Fight me, digital apocalypse is on the way, fam! 💪💯🚀