💥🎉 **BREAKING NEWS: DUCKDUCKGO CEO DROPS TRUTHS LIKE A HOT MIC 🎤🔥** Galactic-level drama alert! 🚨 So apparently, Gabe Weinberg (yup, the brave captain of DuckDuckGo) is NOT vibing with the “too lenient” ruling against Google. 😱💔 Like, the dude just called out Google for flexing its monopoly muscles while the rest of us are out here gasping for air! 🤯🦆💪 **In a shocking turn of events,** Senator Amy Klobuchar (the OG White House bouncer) and Danielle Coffey of News/Media Alliance also chimed in, essentially saying, “Google is like a kid playing dodgeball with a bulletproof vest.” 🛡️🏃‍♂️💥 Because, let's be real, Google’s so untouchable it should probably be wearing a crown while sipping a royal latte! 👑☕ **📜 LEAKED QUOTE:** “It’s like giving a bear a baseball bat and saying ‘try not to break anything.’” - An anonymous developer probably, somewhere. 🤡💀 But fr fr, if Big G is still allowed to crush the competition, are we just destined to yell “This is fine 🌈🔥” while scrollin' through our search results? Are we stuck with Google like that one toxic ex? 😤 🔥 *Buckle up, fam! Prediction: Facebook will buy DuckDuckGo and simply name it “Googlesearch,” and we’ll all pretend it’s not happening. This is how society crumbles! 😱* ✨💻 **Hit that share button like it owes you money! 💰🚀**