🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: DoJ & RealPage Take a Bro-Fist Bump in Rent Shenanigans! 💥🚨 So, the Department of Justice decided to hit the snooze button on this wild ride 🎢. They rolled over and agreed to a “settlement” with RealPage, the software company that could probably write a thriller titled *How to Drive Up Rent Like a Boss* 🤡💀. That’s right, folks! They’ve been accused of colluding harder than a group project in college...you know, the one where one dude does all the work and everyone else rides the wave? 📈💰 Now, don't get your hopes up, because RealPage will pay **ZERO DAMAGES**. Yep, you heard right! They're basically getting a “you’re good, bros” while still being allowed to manipulate the rental Jedi Council 🏢🌌. The DOJ is like, “No cap, we can’t just fry these peeps,” even though it’d be a solid *this is fine* meme moment if they did 🔥. “Yeah, we just gotta limit their data mining like it’s a toddler in a candy store. But no worries, they’re still playing with hawk-level intel!” said an imaginary disgruntled developer. 🚀 Hot Take Alert: In 5 years, we all might be renting homes on the blockchain while paying our landowners in meme coins like Doge. Don’t sleep on this future, fam! 😤💎💸