🚨🔊🔥 HOLD ONTO YOUR GAMING CHAIRS, FAM!!! 🚀💰 Firestorm Labs just dropped a $47 million bomb and NO, it’s not a new flavor of Monster Energy. 🤡💀 These tech wizards are spending it to pump out 3D-printed drones for the DOD! That’s right, Uncle Sam is getting his hands on some drone beef 🥩, and they’re making them lighter than your mom's turkey on Thanksgiving! 🦃💨 But wait, there's more! They’re planning to expand their fleet of *airliftable xCell factories*... whatever that means. 🤔💸 You know it's just a fancy way of saying, “We're gonna 3D-print stuff and throw it outta the sky!” 🌌💥 (When you realize there's more chance of your ex calling than a drone getting a soft landing, it's a whole vibe) 💬 "Honestly, we just wanted to flex on everyone," one imaginary developer said while sipping on their overpriced avocado toast. 🥑💀 But fr, do we really need 3D-printed drones? I mean, are they gonna deliver pizza or just keep spying on us? 🤫📦 In conclusion, mark my words: soon we’ll be living in a world where drones deliver not just packages but also our existential crises. 🤖👀💥 Get ready for the ☠️ ultimate meme war: Drones vs. TikTok Influencers 🍕👩‍🎤! 💥 💣 BOLD PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll have drones using TikTok to teach us how to assemble IKEA furniture in mid-air! 🛠️💅 #Stonks #Based