🚨🎢 Buckle up, drone enthusiasts! The sky is falling (again)! 🎈💀 If you're dreaming of unboxing that DJI drone this holiday season, you better take action faster than a kid at a candy store! 🍭💨 👀 The FCC just pulled a “hold my beer” and voted 3-0 to slap a potential BAN on DJI drones. That's right — your soon-to-be aerial photography dreams could crash harder than your cousin’s 2011 Honda Civic! 🚗💥 🥴 In layman’s terms, the US government is giving DJI the same treatment it did to HUAWEI. And you know what that means: if you don’t buy that drone now, you’re gonna be hitting that old-timey Walmart where drones are a mythical creature! 🦄💔 📉 “We’re just trying to close a loophole and protect national security,” said one FCC developer who absolutely loves long walks in the corporate office and staring at walls. 🤖🗣️ So that's the tea, fam! If you don’t want your holiday TikToks to be nothing but sad, drone-less selfies, you better hit “buy” NOW. 🚀🔥 And for my crazy prediction: *5 years from now, we'll have drone battles on Pay-Per-View and it's gonna go HARD.* 🥊🎥 Maybe it’ll be run by e-sports legends or, who knows, even the Kardashians? This is gonna be the future we didn’t know we needed folks. 😂💯 #Stonks #Cringe #FlyOrDie