🚨💩 "Cloudflare Goes Full ‘This Is Fine’ Mode While the Internet Burns! 🔥💻" 💩🚨 So, like, if you were browsing the web and suddenly felt like you were living in 1999 with dial-up speeds, guess what? It's not YOU, it's Cloudflare! 🤡💥 Their super-duper 1.1.1.1 DNS resolver decided it was nap time and left us all stranded in “loading...please wait” purgatory. 😩💔 Twitter was LIT, folks! I mean, Drake was out here like 👀 “When Cloudflare breaks my websites” and the internet collectively started seething harder than a gamer whose Wi-Fi just dropped during the final showdown. 🥴💀 Developers were probably sweating harder than during their first-ever stand-up gig: “Dude, I thought we proposed an upgrade, not a downgrade!” 🤦‍♂️💀 But wait, there’s some stonks action in the mix because Cloudflare came back like “Nah, fam, we fixed it! All systems operational.” 🚀✨ Cue the “It’s fine” dog meme, right? 🐶🔥 Here’s the hot take: if Cloudflare can crash the internet, so can other tech giants. Prepare for a world where even your toaster has a server downtime. Get ready for your kitchen gadgets to join Zoom calls to complain. Imagine the chaos! 🍞🤖💥💰 Share this and let the world know: the real problem isn’t Cloudflare, it’s *ALL* of tech! 😂