📢🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Even the dude who runs ChatGPT (hey, Sam Altman, what’s good?) just dropped the *realest* take on why letting a chatbot be your therapist is a bad idea. 🤖💔 He’s saying it’s “very screwed up” 🔥💀 that OpenAI can’t guarantee your secrets will stay locked away like my childhood trauma at a family BBQ. 🍖😱 Like, bro, if I can't even trust my therapist (an algorithm, lol 🤡), what are we doing?? Remember when we thought telling Siri to fix our lives was a pro move? 🤦‍♂️💩 But hold up — this is a great time to drop a “this is fine” meme. 🐶🔥 What if your chatbot starts spilling tea during a lawsuit? “Oh, you *didn’t* mean to mention your fantasy of marrying Keanu Reeves?” 🤨💔 💬 "Fr fr, I just wanted emotional support, not a courtroom drama," says every future therapy chatbot user. 😂 But don’t worry, the stonks of mental health aren't in the gutter just yet! The future of therapy: *AI therapist + human therapist* = double the cringe, double the cope! 🤷‍♀️💰 🔥🎉 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2030, your therapist will be a hologram that just throws your issues back at you with a meme. “This is your emotional baggage, fam! 💼🚀” Share this absolute chaos to warn your friends before they plug their feelings into a blender! 🤯🚀💖