🔥💀 BREAKING: CBO Gets HACKED by Foreign Actor! 😱💰 So, the 💥 Congressional Budget Office 💥 aka that dusty office that *pretends* to know how much a pizza party for Congress will cost (spoiler: it’s overpriced) just dropped a BOMBSHELL 😤— they've been HACKED! Stonks? 😩 No thanks. Sources say the cyber-criminals might even be from *outta space* 🛸 or just *plain old Russia* 🤖 because why not take a stab at our economic projections too? “Maybe they just want to see how cringe our budget really is,” said a totally real, totally dependable source from a Discord server I may or may not have created. 💬💼 In classic “this is fine” meme fashion, the CBO is probably sitting there like “LOL, it’s just a little hacking! What’s a little economic destabilization between friends?” Meanwhile, Congress is low-key acting like Drake pointing at the chaos and yelling, “Not my problem!” 😏🚀 *But wait… what if the hackers were just trying to help us save from inflation?* 💡 So here’s my hot take: the next stimulus check is just gonna be a meme coin. “CBOACKS” are coming to a wallet near you, it’s a vibe! 💸🔥 Stay tuned for more chaos! 🤡💥