🚨BREAKING NEWS: BIRD FLU STRIKES THANKSGIVING!🦃💸 Y’all, the turkeys are rising like my stress levels during finals! 💀🔥 Who knew that a virus could make Turkey Prices shoot up faster than the “stonks” meme on Wall Street?📈🥵 Say goodbye to “Gobble Gobble” and hello to “Gulp Gulp” because we all know that price tag is gonna be beefier than Thanksgiving dinner itself! 💰🍗 Imagine this convo at your Thanksgiving table: 👩‍🍳 Aunt Karen: “Why is this turkey $100?” 👨‍🎤 Uncle Bob: “Bro, it’s not just turkey; it’s a bird flu recession buffet! #InflationVibes” 😉🤪 Meanwhile, over at the 🦠 Bird Flu Lab: 👨‍🔬 Developer 1: “Can we just make whatever’s left in the freezer the new ‘organic’ turkey?” 👨‍🔬 Developer 2: “Based! Gotta make that Thanksgiving dinner go viral like a TikTok dance!” So brace yourselves, fam! Your Thanksgiving might be more like a “Thanks-GIVE ME A LOAN” feast! 🤡💀 Prediction: In 2025, we’ll all be having plant-based ‘turkey’ made out of tofu and disappointment. But hey, at least it'll be gluten-free! 🤷‍♂️✨ #Cope #Seethe #ThisIsFine