🚨🔥BREAKING: SpaceX just hired a LAWYER to act as a kangaroo 🦘 in a courtroom 🏛, and let me tell ya — he’s OUT OF THIS WORLD! 🌌💼🙌 The Fifth District Court just gave Elon Musk a VIP pass to the “I Can't Believe It’s Not Unconstitutional” club. 🥳🤡 So, what’s the tea? 🍵 A federal appeals court decided that the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) is about as constitutional as a Bitcoin ATM in a Black Mirror episode. 🪙😱💀 SpaceX can now place its “No Labor Practices Allowed” sign right next to that giant rocket they use to launch their memes into the stratosphere! 🚀💰 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Fr fr, we just wanted to chill with our rockets, not deal with labor laws! But hey, if it means more space for code and less ‘unionization,’ I’m down!” 🦸‍♂️👩‍💻 Stonks are rising 📈💸 as the ruling keeps unfair labor cases on ice ❄️ – way to keep things spicy, right? This decision is more controversial than pineapple on pizza 🍕, and honestly, I’m here for the chaos! 🔥🌍 Hot Take: Watch out, folks! Next up, Elon’s gonna propose a Galactic Gig Economy 🚀👩‍🚀 — no unions, just Martian minimum wage. 💀👽 Who’s in? *crickets chirping*