🚨🤑 Amex is trying to pull a fast one with their “new” welcome offer for travel cards, and honestly, I’m over here like: *is this a meme or a scam?* 🤡💸 Like, c’mon fam, we all know the fine print is just code for “LOL, you thought you could easily travel?” ✈️💀 And if you can’t read that fine print, you might as well be *insert Drake meme* 🤔➡️💳 cause it’s gonna hit you harder than a TikTok dance challenge while you’re trying to book a flight! “Yo, I just signed up for the card thinking I was gonna be ballin’ like a boss, but now I’m just crying at the amount of restrictions,” said *an imaginary Amex dev* during our totally real conversation last night. 😂 Just picture it: you swipe for your dream vacation, but instead of Europe, you’re stuck in the backyard with “Welcome to Cardboard City, population: me.” 🌍🏠 But hey, kudos to Amex for making us read like it’s the latest Harry Potter novel! 📚✨ **Prediction:** By 2024, their welcome bonus will be a sticker that says “Thanks for co-signing your life away!” Stay woke, my fr fr travel warriors! 🚀🔥