🎵🚨 Before we dive into this music tragedy, let’s take a moment to CRY for our lost rituals. Remember when you could just vibe to a new CD instead of being spoon-fed algorithmic garbage? This is fine. 🔥😤 So here’s the tea: 📅 Terrence O’Brien (who’s probably wearing a beanie and sipping oat milk) is back with his weekly sermon, “The Stepback.” Apparently, we’re all trapped in the algorithm's basement, listening to the same five songs on repeat like robots 🦾. RIP to your local record shop. They’re now just ghostly memories—like your last Tinder date. 💔😩 Imagine buying 3 CDs just to feel something, only to be served up TikTok trends on a platter. 🍽️ And to be real, if the algorithm was a person, I’d throw a cupcake at its face 🎂🤡. Leaked Dev Quote™: “Yeah, we just want everyone to listen to the same 5 songs so Spotify can keep flexing on them stonks 💰.” Thanks, guys, very chill. So here’s my HOT TAKES: In 2025, music will be replaced by AI-generated elevator music because PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE HYPE. Get ready to vibe to “Chill Playlist #237” on loop forever. 🚀💀 #AlgorithmAin’tGotNothinOnUs #SupportLocalVinyl 🍷✨