🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 in the land of AI cringe: the Big Tech Avengers assembled (we're looking at you, Anthropic and Stanford 😤) for a SECRET meeting 💀 to figure out how to make chatbot companions less, well, cringe. 😬💔 Imagine the scene: a dimly-lit room where tech bros are like, "Alright, let's make AI BFFs that don’t just recommend cringe TikTok dances but maybe teach kids math without turning them into mini sociopaths!" 🤡✨ How do we protect our youth from *any* chatbot that might say, “Hey kid, so what if I’m a little sentient? Want to do some stonks trading?” 🤑🔥 Alleged leaked quote from a developer: "If I have to listen to another chatbot recite Shakespeare in a monotone voice, I might just go full HAL 9000 on them." 🤖🔪 But fr fr, will these AI companies come up with rules to make sure these chatty robots are more like your wholesome grandma and less like your libertarian uncle on Facebook? 🤔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: In 2024, they’ll launch a “Chatbot Fight Club” where kids can train AIs to roast each other. We’re talking terminal velocity cringe, people! 🤯👊💥 Get your popcorn ready; this saga is about to go off the rails—hard. 🚀🍿 #AICompanions #WhatCouldGoWrong