🤖💰 Ayo, fam, who knew AI was secretly just a lazy roommate eating ALL the snacks and leaving nothing but crumbs? 🤡💀 Yeah, we’re talking about those billion-dollar investments from companies pretending to be “innovative” while they desperately try to figure out how to measure the *actual* productivity of their shiny overlord, AI. 🚀 So apparently, new "metrics" are dropping like they're hot, trying to quantify the goose egg that AI has laid thus far. It's like saying you measured how many stonks you WISH you had while living in your mom’s basement! 📉🔍 I’m over here like: *this is fine* while a parade of nerds desperately try to monetize the “hidden value” of AI like it’s some TikTok money-making scheme. 💸👀 *Leaked developer quote:* “At this point, we’re trying to measure if AI can even make a cup of coffee without crashing. ☕️💻” Let’s be real: this hot mess is the tech industry's version of Drake pointing at failure and saying, “Not this!” So, here’s my hot take: by 2025, we’ll have AI writing *its own* metrics, while we’re all stuck seething about who actually understands what they mean. 🌌🔥 Stay tuned, it’s about to get wild! #AIMeasuringChallenge 👀✨