🚨😱 BREAKING: The doom scroll continues! A new report from the compliance wizards at Secureframe has dropped, and folks, it’s scarier than finding out your pet webcam is spying on you! 🤖💀🔥 🔥 Picture this: A dystopian future where AI is not only your coworker but also your worst NIGHTMARE! Cybercriminals are now rocking their fancy algorithms like they just discovered self-driving cars, but for hacking! 😵‍💫🚗💨 And you thought your biggest worry was forgetting to hit "save" on a Word doc? Nah fam, try avoiding a zero-day exploit while juggling a blender and your third cup of coffee. 🤹‍♂️☕️ Secureframe’s report has unveiled the “Fantastic Eight” threats haunting us like a bad sequel nobody asked for: ransomware, phishing, insider threats, and not-so-friendly credential compromises. Imagine it! Like an Avengers movie, but with WAY worse actors! 🎥🍿🤡 🏴‍☠️💰 Here’s a leaked convo from Secureframe’s “top chads”: Dev 1: “Yo, should we alert anyone about this?” Dev 2: “Nah, let ‘em cope! They’re still stuck in 2020!” 😎  So, what's the hot take? By 2025, if you don’t have a personal cyber bodyguard just to browse memes, you might as well be sending smoke signals! 🌌🚀🔥 #CyborgLife #WokeNotBroke