🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla's Profits Have More Drama Than Your Ex's TikTok 🤡💔💸 Okay, fam - buckle up because Tesla just dropped their Q3 2025 results, and it's giving "it's fine" while the house is burning down 🏠🔥. They sold a flippin' **7.3% more cars** than last year, yet somehow, profits are down **37%**. Like, are we all just living in the Upside Down? 😱 Revenue jumped to **$28 billion** (sheesh, stonks 🤑💰), but operating expenses surged like they were training for the Olympics, up **50%**! It’s like they poured all their money into a giant blender and hit frappe. Blending dollars, baby! 💵➡️🥤 A "leaked" convo from inside the Tesla labs: **Engineer:** "Bro, how did we lose money? The cars practically sell themselves!" **Elon:** "Did you account for the extra GPU needed for FSD updates?" **Engineer:** "No... but *do* the updates come with a side of fries?" 🍟🤖 So what’s next? Humble pie for the Tesla gang or full-on "Panic at the Gigafactory"? 🤷‍♂️ 🔥👽 **HOT TAKE:** They should just start charging for the *sparkle* feature in their software! “Buy a Tesla, get 4% sparkle—EXTRA for that profit boost!" 🚀✨ Share this with your friends because, let’s face it, we’re all just waiting for the next meme-worthy meltdown! 💀 #TeslaDrama #MemeTheater