🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tesla’s entrance to India is as exciting as a soggy samosa! 🤡💀 After years of hype like it’s the second coming of the iPhone, it turns out the Big T’s debut has our loyal desi Tesla fans looking like Drake pointing at a Nissan! 🚗💨 #PeasantCar Waited almost a DECADE, only to feel like they got stood up at prom. 🤦‍♂️💕 “Musk, you better be delivering more than just memes and existential crisis vibes!” - Said every Indian EV enthusiast 🔥💰 (totally didn’t just make that quote up, right? 😂) With Tesla’s “fancy” cars rolling in, it seems like they forgot the part where they charm their +1s! 💔🔌 This isn’t a movie premiere, it’s just a bunch of auto fans sipping chai and going “this is fine” while their wallets burn. ☕🔥 But hey, can we talk about how these loyalists might just switch their allegiance to Tata? That's like a breakup but with EVs and less drama! #Stonks or nah? 📈🤔 🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Tesla cars will be used as coffee tables while everyone switches to Indian brands. Why? Because when it comes to charm, you might as well just order a dosa instead! 🥘💥 #NoCap