📉🚀 Big Tech is getting DDoSed harder than your grandma’s internet connection! According to the latest Gcore Radar report (yeah, that’s a real thing, not just a shady Discord server), tech has officially snatched the crown from gaming as the *most attacked industry*. 😱💥 They reported an insane 41% year-on-year increase in attack volume – as if hackers took a break during 2024 just to build their stamina for this year’s chaos! 💪😂 The largest attack hit a mind-blowing 2.2 Tbps, and we’re all just sitting here like “this is fine” while sipping on our overpriced lattes. ☕💀 Picture a bunch of cyber-villains sitting around with their hands on keyboards like: “We’re not just here to steal your data, we’re here to create a *disruption art installation!*” 🎨🤖 Meanwhile, the tech industry is out here doing the Drake pointing meme, like “Not gaming anymore? That’s cringe!” 🤢 Some *leaked* quotes from industry devs: “I thought we were just plugging in the new toaster! Now we're defending against multi-layered strategies? Help!” 🤡🔥 Here’s the REAL hot take: in 2027, DDoS attacks will be as mainstream as NFTs. Brace yourselves, it's going to get wild! 😵‍💫💸 #CyberChaos #Stonks 🚨